Look, there's really just no two ways about it--Everybody Shits. And sometimes we find ourselves in situations in which those around us don't seem to understand this basic fact of life. And worse, they don't think their shit stinks. Well, wear this shirt--or gift it to them--to remind them that yes, in fact, everybody shits.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
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